byebye yogi bear

new blog at http://astee.wordpress.com
still gonna keep this blog.
so many unforgettable memories
albeit only 6 months
aiyah sian must go study cant sleep alr
if not suuch will kill me
weakest link has to go to cck
SOBS rahhh
BYEBYE.. i love yogi bear haha

LAST LAST LAST!!!!

hohohoh
last tut of my life..
last presentation
last day in FAL

boring train ride until jurong east
this girl carrying a dark and light blue striped crumpler bag
came into the car and stood right in front of me
nice tan.. nice legs.. but top heavy tt kind
she was wearing this kind of knitted white long sleeve off shoulder
black brazil havianas slippers
D&G v3i.. very very short denim shorts
(i was looking at the legs like a bian tai lol)
listening to white ipod nano
very big eyes.. nice eyeliner
a lil bit of pimple
(psuedo natural flush hahaa)

den i was thinking wah
looks quite cool
but aiyah malay ( sorry kakak LOL!)
but the more i look at her the more i think shes chinese
then i look at the hands.. hmm should be chinese la lol
she took bus 179 too
i got off at the com studies bus stop
think she alighted at the innovation centre
as i was walking to the FAL
i was thinking hmm maybe i will see her at the FAL

wah liao the moment i sat down near the hss section
logged in to my account..
i see her entering hahahaa
got more qiao or not
im always very hyped up by such coincidences
den i went to print the docs for bkk
she was like right opposite me laa
u noe the ez link printer den opp theres other printers
oh and i think she noticed also
cos she was looking at my direction when she left the lab
hahahaahhahaha

really quite seh siahh
and i was like clad in formal wear
looking like a corporate bitch LOL
w the not very long skirt
(aiyah long lao ah ma skirts are just not for me)
i damn sian..totally dont feel seh at all =(
im damn fairrrrr
i look at her..
im damn tempted to go tanning la
my islander card expires in may haha
SHOULD I TAN OR NOT
the ppl at my work place say i look like those who wont get tanned
PLEASEEEE..
HOW HOW HOW
chocolate or vanillaaaa =(

happy 22nd suuch and tzeleng

NTU hall

clockwise..
1) xx's roomie's SHE posters...
hahahaha this guy.. damn loser..
LOVES SHE damn alot.
where got guy 20+ crazy over SHE
i thot it would only be normal to find soccer or beach babes poster
SHE -__-

2) SHE cds hanging from the shelf
more SHE decor..
includes an ELLA alarm clock
tts yells QI CHUANG LO
qi zha buet zha in the morning
haha poor xx

3) xx's lum nua lup sup roomies desk
farking messy
xiao qiang confirm damn alot

4) kakak's nicely decorated table
hahahaa.. i get to stay over here
damn cool la
mos postcards as decor
malibu. chivas. baileys on the shelf
off the lights its like a pub
thought it looks very much like an altar now
wahahhaa
den we went to bert's aircon room
niceeee.. aircon..
but friggin small only 2 person can go in haa
one bed one small cupboard one table and a mattress on the floor
tts the floor area
but damn shen qi la
he has an aquarium in his room
like 2 fish tanks.. maybe got luo han inside



should be going perth alone in mid june to look for mj
qantas tickets at 620
must farking find out when work starts..
shall come back just before tt =D
hello pls give choo money for my present
its about 670 LOL
ppl chip in k
the more u chip in the more i love u
muuuuuahhhh =X

art of mahjong

wahh i cant get to sleep..
slept at 4plus yesterday and woke up damn earli
had a power nap..

i was tossing and turning in bed
thinking about my trip
and...... mahjong
im becoming a mahjong junkie unknowingly
decided to come online and blog haa
will probably get to sleep after this entry

i was talking to nick about mahjong
discussing who is better blah blah
who likes to make big
our observations.. and the controversial issues LOL

1) pple usually get rid of their smaller chips
like when u have to pay 5 bucks
den if u have damn alot of 50c in ur drawer
u will jitao empty all the 50c to the person
total waste of time just friggin give the 5 bucks
but i think its only normal
just like how u would spend ur five 2dollar notes first instead of the ten

2) when i kena ppl who empty the smaller denomination
i will just take everything and throw inside the drawer
but there are ppl who will count every single chip
haa i mean if its wrong also + - 1 buck?
jitao not worth the effort
and i think it reflects quite badly
so petty siah. either u dun trust tt person or ure damn gehgao
i hate geh gao ppl.. like a few cents also wanna be calculative
and if its intentional. AIYAH u will get fat by going to tt extent
den i just give if to u lor.. later i will gao man tai from u

3) In order to tian hu u gotta be the zhuang to have enuff tiles
however i was thinking...
if ure not the zhuang den u DA SAN YUAN inside
is tt tian hu also? haha i guess yes rite
den is it a special? wahahaha cos da san yuan is just 5 tais
den i had the vision of me having the 3 qing fa bai ban hong zhong inside
LOL...
keeping my composure.. asking nick gf and jo.. in my room
whether if its special (cos special is like $10 $20 LOL)
i think i wanna kee xiao alr
nick says if can get likedat. time to play ban luck. no more mj

4) if its di hu u have to mo ur first tile and hu
either tt or hu the tiles others throw before u mo any tile
however if u mo a tile den u gang.
den u gang shang is it still a di hu.
or u gang, get flower, get flower, den hua shang is it still di hu?
hahaha. guru nick says yes cos its still ur turn

5) u should nv lose ur cool when playing mj
getting all vexed up or irritated will only make u lose more
i totally believe in tt
feng shui lun liu zhuan
later when its ur turn u start spouting KNNCCB
i think the feng shui will run away.
chao bin will do u no good either
cai shen see alr also run away.
if u whack the tiles
all your flower and da bai will run away.
ive experienced these
i always minimize my losses or break even when i maintain mycool
there was once less than 2 rds 20c40c down $60+
( haaa this one i was still a bah kah total idiot)
the rd was ending alr.
totally no chance to win back
den i HU the 13 wonders LOL (fyi $40bucks)

hahaha.. tts all i can think of now will add on if anything pops up
and i wanna thank my shi fu nick tong LOL
though i only sat beside him ONCE to play $2 $3 zi mo add $2
(one tai zi mo is $12.. jitao heart attack lol)
NOW im a better person LOL
ru zi ke jiao ye~~~

heh. new hobby!

HAPPY 22nd ALVIN!!!!!!!!!!

wahah i purposely lost mj yesterday so i can blog LOL
just jk
met up yesterday w alvin and collin
sg is damn boring
everytime we meet up its just over dinner
decided to have some activities
collin and i had been wanting to try out golf
so we went to this driving range near his place haha
collin and i each whacked 200 over balls
my first attempt his 2nd
i need a hand massage!
suppose to meet in the evening
but alvin texted me to meet earlier in town
cos he needed to get some stuff
i was suppose to do work la
i alr opened the word doc. all ready to start
but i cant bring myself to say no
and moreover its the birthday boy!
i find it damn hard to say no to ppl whom i favour
haha i dunno how put it but yes
im damn damn biased
i was damn busy at work and tired
den collin asked me to do this survey
haa no matter how i dread ah i still did
and its not a simple survey
after doing i had to fwd to 5 ppl
trust me i wont do it for any other ppl lol
fri and sat im suppose to do work also
but xx called me to go for dinner
i was feeling damn sian at home
but i had dinner alrdy so decided to just go for a drink
so i kinda wasted my weekends away
okay not exaclty wasted
sT: haa i nv like whack 2 to 3 balls den dun feel like whacking alr
alvin: ha must take lessons get handicap den can go on green tog
sT: haha i WANT! eh maybe not la just driving range lol
(maybe next time wurhur)
sT: haa im damnhappy lehs
alvin : happier than me?
sT: haha i think so lehs
alvin: haha how come
sT: i dunno i feel damn comfortable w u guys and damn shiok to sweat it out havent had any workout for damn long alr
haaai was happy like a bird on my way home
in a total good mood =D
now we have a new activity to do next time we meet up
maybe on my bday?
which is like 3 weeks away only =D wheeeeeee
but might have to meet earlier


haa after the golf i was mother farking tired
my arms were aching
but i still went ahead to play mj
haa for three consecutive sundays alr
i was suppose to do work again
but gf called haha.. how to say no when they wanna donate money =X
just jk hahaha but nowadays she dun donate to me anymore
she chao piah mj everyweeek and win
but every sunday shes goes back to square one
im so going to get whacked
but nick is the culprit la..
hes the gang and gah king lor
buay lun.


OKAY IM FARKING TIRED.
slept at 3 woke up at 930
i hate my body clock.
BYE!

um shiong and dui si

haiiiiii.. ive been realli upset over the bangkok hongkong blah blah trips...
even dulan x 100000000000000 is under rated..
the worst thing is theres no avenue for me to express my displeasure...
ROARSSSSSSSSSSS

theres this Natas promo on jetstar tts suppose to be over on 25/3
den on the 26/3 i check its still on sia
sT: eh must faster book mai tuu liao
suuch: okok tonight we book
sT: 8pm+ eh wanna book not
suuch: okok can confirm alrdy later 10 i come online
sT: eh ok lor
(NUDGES*** ding ding ding)
cos i was watching dvd
1040pm
sT: OMMFG.. the price now became 362 instead of 243
ARGHSSSSSS
fark fark fark
see
u tuuu
and tuuuu
and tuuuuuuu
ppl no wait for u one
i realli wanted to bite off her neck
scold knnnnnnnccccccbbbbbbbb
but i nv cos suuch has been a reallie nice fren
and her bday is next week
so....
i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
cooooool as a cucumber

everyone tries to console me
say wad wait for other promo
i was like.. wah liao eh
no more alrdy lor
only got Natas
no more Latas or Matas or Katas
realised tt i dun forget to be lame
even when im like fuming
FARKING DULAN
den got ppl can msg u say
technically u cannot be dulan
cos u dun have a lan
CCB


anyways it was suppose to be a lonesome friday night
ask ppl watch movie all not free
simi project
simi study
in the end also eat dinner until 12 lol
might as well watch movie..

i really wanna go bangkok lor
i have like 600 sgd worth of thai baht sitting in my drawer since jan
......................................
.....................................
......................................
......................................
...................................
.....................................
..................................
......................................
.....................................
......................................
......................................
...................................
.....................................
..................................
after wad seemed like eternity
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tts farking funny siah..
anyways the tag board is not working.fark la
chatter box is not chatterbox when u cannot kpkb
anyway yes eternity..
the may bkk trip is going to be postponed again
terribly upset
haaa gf's randomness jitao can qie me siahhhh
anyway dun geng geng yu huai the 82.50 laa
im sure i donated quite a bit to u
when i was a bah kah( using tt welcome to the black parade tune LOL)

xx pls get some money
haaa he told me tt his fren wanna go shenzhen to dehnehneh
lol tok kong tok cock king lor
farking funny.. shellen would agreeeeeeeee
den im suppose to share room w two guys
how to share siah
xx: u sleep one bed w me den he take one bed lor
sT: =D.. coool (recently coool became my catchphrase.. den dnn was like quite impress-ted.. and started coool-ing too.. yucks)
i was telling him about some cai tao who is trying to buy some hope
den he ask me if the name was robert
den told him about another one
haa tt one was robertson
robert and robertson
jitao laugh until i flip
how come i dun meet roberts lor
i wantttttttt


i need to start on some work
met shellen for dinner at TM on tue
wah liao the grill chicken and rice.
add veg +50 cents..
den shellen was queuing before me
her set had veg w/o additional cost
mine same price no veg
so i requested for veg and had to pay 50cents more
feeling damn buay gam wan.
i questioned the guy
so i pointed to shellen sitting like 6m away.
sT: how come her veg no need to pay
guy: oh her drumstick smaller so we give veg
sT: ORH.OKAY LOR
feeling damn buay gam wan still i went to compare our drumstick
narhbehh where got smaller siah..
rahhhhhhhhh... nth goes well lor realli.. 50c also wanna cheat me
i realli dun think he see u more chio lor.. realli.. hahahaha

hah den i realise my 2 reports due on 9 april only adds up to one of her essays
oh wells..
realli la.. not tt i dun wanna do work hahaha
think i'll start working on my reports tmr..
wont get anywork done until the last min
NEXT FRI IS PUBLIC HOLIDAY
mahjong pls..
i dun wanna cold turkey anymore
i hate my mama to chao niam
shes hates all the vices
jitao against..
luckily my dad chao gian mj lol
anyway frens dun be stressed
just ignore her.

aiya shit la.. sat must finish all the shit reports arghs
wont have time on sunday..
cos we are meeting for a realli cheap dinner
as requested.. den going to whack someballs at somedriving range hahaaa
to collin: i dun carry imitations OKAY!
april is such an eventful month
i love april =D muuuahhhh...
this is my 88th post haha HUAT HUAT
i will not blog again until i lose mj WAHAHHAA..

niceee

wahahaha... some guys bday.. the cake is realli nice..
choco puffs.. infused earl grey mousse.. 5 out of 5 yogibear
its call the snow ball. they have realli nice cakes
from the patissier at club street or ann siang rd
lunched at this cheena pseudo korean restaurant..
their traditional dish za jiang mian looks like sth from fear factor
they said its an acquired taste kind of dish.. er.. one out of 5 yogibear

a dozen of shots...

A dozen of shots…
bourbon coke..
whisky dry..
tequila pop..
a heavy plastic bag of puke..
Haaa kakak I think Im damn ao siahh..
how come u can drink so much…
I can feel my liver rotting
hahahaha
I left Zouk at 1 lor wah liao lol..
ppl just reach only :S


Hur wanted to treat Alvin to Whitebait and Kale next week
but I found out tt its at Camden MEDICAL centre
MEDICAL centre
who wants to celebrate bday there siah
MEDICAL centre lor
hahah dai kah lai see
MEDICAL centre lehs
Hahahaha
den he said that paragon is also..
paragon MEDICAL centre
shrugs…
he just bought LV shoes and pocket organiser
D&G slippers.. looks like imitation though hahaha
HOW TO GET PRESENT FOR HIM
and he doesn’t want a good treat
only likes the Alexandra market chao fan
brrrrrr

wah liao im craving for pork rib prawn noodles
this farker ah peh cut my queue at Maxwell
@#$%^&*(*&^%
cut alrdy still give me this haughty look
PREPOSTEROUS!! ANGERY.!!!!
The worst thing is the aunty say..
前三个而已 卖完了SORRY
NARH BEHH
Im the 第四个 CAN
WAH LIAO EH
Good mood jitao become bad mood
Last time at wisma this uncle cut my queue
The hokkien PRAWN mee again
Queue mother farking long one
The uncle sneaked in front of me siahhh
I jitao tap him and say
U CUT MY QUEUE RITE
farker. Pretend to check handphone lor
So I just fark care step in front
I HATE PPL WHO CUT QUEUE la
Fark nv eat before meh
7 ½ months ah wah liao ehhh

yayeee DAMN freee for now

woooohooo.. final major presentation in my NTU life..
oh ya before i forget..
wah liao eh we have this cesim game
FARK LAA 1st rd 1st now 6th
jitao chui-ed
then this cock grp.. changed the name to HUATAH
den BECAME FIRST WTF %IU*&^#$%^&*I(
wah liao.. max 6 letters lor
if not i can change our MUSCLE to FADACAI.. PUI
my muscle grp mate is a CHAR tao lor..
duno how to say.. CHAR TAOOOOOOOOOO
i think to date. my batch should be the slackest for accountancy.
no FYP no GPA..
apart from those geh zua ppl taking double specs haha
just joking =X
ppl tell me they have 2 days week.
i tell them im having 2 hrs week
HOW shiok is tt

FYP for EVERYONE IN SCH..
everyone is rushing report.. even kakak
no clubbing for 2 weeks.
BUT Fri is the deadline for ALL..
WHEEEEeeeeee

shall shop for more formal wear..
its such a chore to mix and match
should stock up like 100 blouses
haha eevryday match w black bottoms haha

beng said i look like prison break w my black strip blouse

BOOOOOO he sucks jitao everyday suan me

i finally found a nice skirt.

and thanks to my aunts alteration
it became even nicer haha
and i got to wear it today

woohoo..
the other skirts i tried are all mother long
jitao look like lao ah ma
damn ugly and my bone structure is kinda weird
so damn hard to get nice skirts
will look for more..
pants are getting to boring
skirts make u look sexier
BUt i still look quite seh in pants
wahahhaaha.. rattles on and on

i have no work to do i realise.. haha
shellen says FARK U.. y not u help me w mine
booooooo..

haaa i miss alvin and collin!!!
i miss the seafood fried rice
and avocado juice at alexandra mkt
we've been there for the last two meet ups

xx says we can go sentosa soon
no more trng for him til after exams
but im not into tanning anymore
enuff of freckles haha
im damn fair actually.
next time show u guys my tan line
its still damn obvious.
think it'll take like 2 yrs to fade completely

turning nocturnal..
mj and clubbing haha..
i love mj mann
bougth a new table like finally..
slowly picking up the Art of Mahjong
=))))))))))

cant bliff that exam is next month.
take note tt exam is spelt w no S
ONLY ONE PAPER for me wurhurhur
shellen can only come over to study before april 18 haha
shall cook her my na shou black pepper pasta.
ALL ARE welcomed

its 830pm. i feel like sleeping alrdy.
nights! hahahaaha..
shall fall asleep w greys
MY GRP MATE REALLI LOOKS LIKE ELLEN POMPEO
hk dramas up next
interested parties can contact me for the following titles:
the dicey business
to grow w love
la femme desperado
under the canopy of love
The price of greed
Lethal weapon of love and passion
The brink of law
war and destiny

hhaha tts all for now. these are the newer ones..
can check w me for older series =D
oh and i love bosco!!! hes the cutest in hKTVB <3333

6 weird things about myself

Instructions:This is what you are supposed to cut and paste if you decide to participate in the tagging game. Each player of this game starts off by giving 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write in a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. After you do that, leave them each a comment letting them know you tagged them and to read your blog.
[WAH LIAO IM NOT TAGGING IN ANYONES BLOG LAAAA LOL>>> IRRITATING>> IM DOING THIS FOR KAKAK RAHHHHHH]

1) I HAVE A FETISH FOR LEGS.. AFTER THE FACE THE NEXT TO LOOK OUT FOR ARE THE LEGS.. I LIKE SPORTY LEGS.. NOT THE SKINNY SHAPELESS KIND.. NEED TO HAVE OBVIOUS CALF MUSCLES.. YES FOR BOTH GUYS AND GIRLS HAHA.. TO DATE THE BEST LEGS AWARD GOES TO XIAO YUN (AMONG THOSE I KNOW PERSONALLY HAHA IF NOT IT SHOULD BE GISELE BUNDCHEN) I SOUND LIKE A PERVERT.. WAHAHA

2) I LOVE MY HAIR!! HAHAHA.. I HAVE BLACK LUSTROUS HAIR.. I DUN HAVE TO CONDITION MY HAIR.. I NV HAD ANY SPLIT ENDS.. NOT EVEN ONE.. NOT EVEN WHEN I CURL/BLEACHAND DYE IT.. AFTER THE PERM ITS A BIT CHUI. I CUT THE CURLS AWAY ALRDY.. CANT IMAGINE HOW LONG MY HAIR WAS.. I CUT MY OWN HAIR.. WHEN IM DEPRESSED I LIKE TO PLAY ARD W MY HAIR.. MAKES ME FEEEL DAMN GOOD.. SOMEDAY IM GOING TO FRIZZ IT BELIEVE ME.. U NOE LIKE THE JOANNE PEH HAIR IF U WATCH THE 9 OCLOCK SHOW(I CAN SENSE ALL THE DISAPPROVING LOOK HAHA) MY AMBITION IS TO TAKE OVER DAVID GAN HAAA..

3) MY LUCK IS DAMN CHUI... WHEN I PLAY MJ.. THE TILES I GET ARE LIKE YI SI WAN... ER WU SHUO.. YI SAN LIU JIU TONG.. QING FA BAI BAN HONG ZHONG... DONG XI NAN.. (ALWAYS LOSE ONEEEEE PUI.) HAAA BUT I JUST WON 18 BUCKS AFTER 3 TIRING RDS AT ANDREW'S FOR TODAY'S ZOUK COVER.. DEN COUSIN CAME TO PICK ME.. IVE NV BEEN TO ZOUK SO EARLI AND LEFT SO EARLI BEFORE. BOOOOOO

4) I HATE LACES.. HAHA ALL MY LINGERIE ARE PLAIN BORING COLOURS.. I HAVE BLACK NAVY BLUE DARK ORANGE LIGHT PURPLE BEIGH GREY AND WHITE BRAS.. GREY RED BLACK UNDIES.. ABSOLUTELY NO LACE.. BLACK IS MY ALL TIME FAV.. EHH FOLLOWED BY RED.. HUAT AH!

5) I'M A TOTAL DRAMA JUNKIE.. I'M WATCHING PRISON BREAK.. HEROES..I'VE WATCHED 6 HONGKONG SERIALS IN YR 2007.. MORE THAN 10 IN 2006.. MY CANTONESE JITAO TUUU FEI MENG JING HAHAAH.. I JUST ORDERED 6 DRAMAS OVER YAHOO AUCTION FOR 60 BUCKS..
WHEEEEEEEE.. HOW I LOVE CANTONESE AHAHA .. AND IM GOING TO WATCH GREY'S ANATOMY TOOOOO

6) I WONT LIKE/LOVE/CRUSH SOMEONE FOR MORE THAN 2 YRS

WAH LIAO ITS LIKE 5 PLUS IN THE MORNING.. YAWNS.. QUITE AWAKE STILL WAITING FOR MY HAIR TO DRY.. SHALL CONTINUE W HEROES.. HAAA SUPER HIRO.. SAVE THE CHEERLEADER SAVE THE WORLD

you cannot get more suay

i think im cursed...
after much deliberation over msn w dawn and bert
(according to them we discussed for over 3 hours haha)
we decided not to go KL, genting, bintan, cafe del mar, and zouk
kakak is going zouk.. but i dint feel like going cos i was sick.
when i was feeling damn bored drinking a big bottle of heineken by myself
yos rang me up...
den we headed down to zouk hahaaah
kakak is going to kill me
we waited damn damn long for a parking lot..
finally found one
when yos realised tt i had lost her touch pen for the phone
took damnnnnn long to search for it but to no avail.
when we were about to cross the road to zouk
she spotted the summon guy hahaha
took dammnnnn long again to buy coupons from random ppl in the carpark.
reached zouk at about 1 and it was fulllllllll
yawnsssssss
but we managed to sneak in hahahaha..
went to meet wise dawn tan she was w her kong bf
saw this damn familiar guy.. julins fren.. janes ex..
someones scandalous.. haha
met damn alot of pple.
BUT the most surprising/significant one was
SISTA!!!!!!
i was just msging him about our mj session..
we were blocked by the big pillar
while i was going in to phuture...
but somehow we caught each other from the corner of our eyes
u can NV miss your great fren
haha he was really nice
offered to send me home
(he stays at bedok reservoir)
best sista award goes to him
BUT i spotted this big time farker ard him..
tt is one big bastard i noe who changes gfs like underwear
i hope he gets STD soon haha whooops
(no not my ex bf.. but my frens hahaha)
there were damn alot of DBSs and a few ABNs
BUAY TAHAN.. damn smelly
damn sian grp meeting later..
i hope we'll chop chop and end the thing
laters

siannnnnn

im sick la.. sore throat headache.. lack of sleep. lotsa phelgm..
life sucks.. damn boringggggggg
i cant wait to drown myself in work can u believe it..
rahhhhhhhh
i farking hate those DUA BUI SAIs i tell u ..
all the dua bui sais i come across are irritating..
buayas... irritating.. oily... irritating.. AND irritating...
i farking had the worst mj session ever..
was winning quite a bit until this DBS came..
standing at about 155 weighing 70 over kg..
KAO BEI KAO BU KAO BEI KAO BU...
KAO BEI KAO BU KAO BEI KAO BU...
KAO BEI KAO BU KAO BEI KAO BU...
nv see ppl play mj so noisy .. farkkk
jitao nv hiu him alrdy still keeep wanting to talk
BUAY TAHANNNNN
STFU

show u the meaning of being lonely

i havent played mj eversince sch started laa...
damn sian laaaa
gf plays like 4 times a week... yes im damn JEALOUSSSS
die die whole day play war craft..
xx whole day row boat..
joseph and rene whole day test
nainai cant be bothered to play w us
mj doesnt liek mahjong. and shes leaving sooon
shellen refuses to learn mahjong
YI QUE SAN
U NOE HOW IT FEELS not U ALL DUNNO ONE LOR
U ALL ONLY NOE WADS SAN QUE YI
DAMN SIAN LA
FARKKKKKKKK

gonna be damn random again

im feeeling damn damn damn siannnn now...
week after week everything is repetitive

work has been good cos most of the time theres no work..
the working hours are flexible
im like doing admin work and making phone calls
this 27yr old girl (okay woman should be more apt a word)
she runs a tuition agency, a dance studio at amoy street.
and on top of those shes also a knight frank property agent (ONE LEG KICK)
the bro runs a recruitment agency
and their fren is a full time knight frank agent
im helping ALL of them..
i was trying to match this sch tcher from zhong hua
w this sec 1 rgs girl.
the mum wanted to have a talk w the tcher
and tcher wanted to get more info
so i happily gave the mum the tutors number
to my horror..
the tutor called me shortly after

mdm menopause: hello i KNOW TT U SOUND VERY YOUNG
AND THIS IS PROLLY UR PART TIME JOB
BUT U HAVE FAILED TERRIBLY IN RUNNING AN AGENCY.
YOU SHOULDNT HAVE GIVEN MY NUMBER TO THE PARENT
DO U NOE THAT SHE ASKED ME VERY PERSONAL QNS LIKE
ARE U MARRIED? IM IN THE MIDST OF A DIVORCE ARE U HAPPY TO HEAR TT?
IM NOT GETTING ANYMORE JOBS FROM UR AGENCY

me: err okay im so sorry ( I WAS TOTALLY LOST FOR WORDS LAAAAA.. *stunned*)

the minute i hung up my boss' phone rang it was the parent on the line.
she told my boss tt the tcher was very unhappy and agitated when she told her tt the daughter was in the integrated program and tt its upper sec syllabus.. (e.g. INTERGRATED PROGRAM BIG DEAL AH DUN THINK IP's TCHERS DAMN GOOD....) and also the marriage thingy

according to my boss we did nth wrong in letting the parent contact her.. boss concluded tt the husband might very well be involved in the integrated program. oh wells..

WISHLIST
1) omega sea master
2) LV epi leather - croisette PM

the above are prolly gonna cost me almost my entire fortune
[alvin: eh dress watch should get cartier or bvlgari ma
( this alone will cost my entire fortune).. omega is sports watch
me: haha metal can liao wad.. ur stupid cartier repair alrdy cost 400 bucks -__-]

(itunes playing: mr lonely remix.
lonely i am so lonely
i have nobardy to call my ownnn..
show me the meaning of being lonely..
so lonely.. wad a nice remix..
shellen: show me the meaning of being lonely = look at us haha)

sometimes i wish i was more stupid.. more blur..
more oblivious to the happenings around me.
dun dig out all the ugly sides of ppl..
den i will have more frens.. eat sleep and make merry
dun get all worked up over lil things..
but ppl also start ignoring me for no apparent reason..
and they dun wanna talk to me den SO BE IT..
no matter how much i wanna talk to them
how much i miss them I WILL REN..
NO point zuo jian myself....sucks ahhh
rahhhhh ROARSSSSSSSS... FAN AHHHHH

SCHOOL...grad trip is damn chui..
i dun realli have a big grp of frens in NTU jus a few individuals..
who are totally different ppl... die also different category one..
HOW TO GO GRAD TRIP LIEKDAT
NONE of my babes are GRADUATING..
im damnnnnnn sadddddd...
MUST START PLANNING ALRDY NOE... raOOOOO
DUN TELL ME MY POSTPONED BKK TRIP WILL BE MY GRAD TRIP LOR
@#$%^^%$ MOTHER FARKING IRRITATing LAHHHH
LOCATIONS:
HONGKONG (a bit near and cannot spend 2 weeks)...
OZ.adelaide melbourne sydney goldcoast cairnes ..
RAVE PARTY.. skiing.. NICE WEATHER
drive ard making use of GPS

this semester is real slackkkkk..
i can watch prison break..
hk drama.. 9 oclock show.. eh its damn cute la haha
and the ella show on youtube
where she dresses up as a guy and got into a boys school


kakaks blog tells u y guys must have nipples.. WEIRD LA..
shes damn badd she abandon me in zouk..
and says im a swakoo cos i havent been to MOS
hah now shes a member at mos.
we went to activate the membership card.
i should have taken the picture with her
so next time i can use the card too haha
i drank so much tt night
i puked and puked and puked the next day
dint even feel like drinking the supposedly damn good
100% blue agave tequilla.. margarita from cafe iguana.. phobia.
and i havent bought the milk thistle. yawnsss.

clarke quayyyy

cafe iguanaaaa

im a molester

gradual suicide

blower. long island tea. chivas. shots. flaming lamborg. in 2 hrs
no more alcohol for february

say "i love u" to all ur loved ones NOW

wah liao.. alvin told me tt the tw actress 许玮伦 died i was like
OMFG.. i was just watching her serial last yr..
sian... damn shocking.. shes in her prime.
28yrs old SINGLE and damn pretty somemore
but her ex bfs are all the high profile cute guys
zaizai from former F4, li wei from WEWE
died from car accident.. damn suay. mother big lorry crashed into her MINI cooper..
hai... read about it here
the tw news are damn ridiculous.
they said when the lorry crashed into the cooper.
she was reading a mag.. and was at the Death Note advert page
-____- wu liaoooooo... im appalled by the stupid reports they publish
u can find news like this dog giving birth to a kitten. all the nitty gritty news in tw headlines
totally absurd...

sT: would u be sad if *** **** died?
alvin: maybe just shocked. wont feel sad la
sT: hahaha ya true
alvin: wont wasted time feeling sad for him(aha the only clue)

bye bye curls

haha.. i went to supercuts to get rid of my curls.
after i decided to comb my hair.. it was really disastrous
now im somehow back to normal..
it should be the correct length by the time i start work..
feels realli cooling right now..
the curls tickled the hell out of me
and yos pang said its poodlish
#$%^&*&^%
haha photos up real soon

met her a few days back.
she still loook sexay
despite being 60kg
HAPPY 21ST my FAV JNR...frm cedar
(sucks getting really i thot my 21st just passed)
hahaa i forgot about faith.. hurhur..
faith is this RGS(haha) girl from basketball 2 yrs younger
used to exchange loads of emails. icq offline msges. snail mails. and even parcels
but after she was awarded PSC and got admitted to upenn
she vanished into thin air haha okay maybe just super busy
NV even log on to msn last offline msg from her was in oct2005 -_-
have i lost her?

dawn kakak.. ganbatte next time k..
haha i agree that maybe u shouldnt tell anyone about it
cheer up k.. i will see u real soon haha
oh ya.. she has cats haha i saw her blog pictures..
see shes a malay i tell u hahahhaaha
*i wanna check in hotel 81 room ermmm #shit-happens hahhaaha

mj is leaving sg next sunday..
she has been getting alot of shit from her warped sister
chill okay.. anything just drop me a line
1800-SOOTING
(next time i must charge alrdy change to 1900..
ive been a really good listener to all my frens =D))

life has been realli hectic..
haaaa.. i love my frens lehhhhh
collin was asking me if i would have time to get into a r/s
haha.. probably yes.. but i think quite hard laaaa
where to find good guys (who says nice guys finish last)
collin is a realli caring fren..
minus the fact tt he totally treats me like a lil boy
though we address each other as sister
haha alvin and i are next in line for meet up after his gf qi min
collin: wanna meet for dinner?
sT: eh i got date alrdy
collin: wah liao i thot u said ure free
sT: tts yesterday ma.. u said ure not free also wad
collin: haa oh qimin cannot meet me alrdy
sT: den come find me ah
collin: ya.. very good alrdy OKay.
sT: haha YUPs =))

alvin: haha correct wad.. i also likedat.. if mek can i also cannot meet u
alvin: then u got who? me kelun

rahhhhh... how i LOVE u all lor...

resting at home on a wed night

no boooze no mahjong..
postponed all!!!
came back home str8 after work
decided not to go sch either though i had my clothes and stuff packed
how dumb
cos my mum called to ask me home for dinner
i alr told her im not coming back
but she said she'll throw in my fav fish haha
how bad she wants me home
dawn is nua-ing in hall too..
we contemplated damn long
to club or not to club
decided to take a break
detox our body for a week
mj recommended this milk thistle supplement
good for the liver. shall get it soon for myself and fren

i dunno to console her or not
but we havent really been talking to each other alrdy
and the thing is i duno how to start
theres not much i can say either
its not tt i dont care or wad but how how how
i dun even noe how she feels right now
anyways i think ppl are alrdy queuing up to do so..
oh wells.. we'll see..haii

im clad in fbt singlet and shorts haha good for run!
should i wake up one hour early tmr since work starts at 11
wheeeeeee
its been a long while since i last ran
haha might be able to feel the fats jiggle as i run
i really wanna exercise..
u noe ur body simply doesnt follow the mind
esp when its alrdy nicely tucked in bed..

i just trimmed my hair myself again
wheeeeeee
so talented i am lol
our hair is called 三千烦恼丝
so everytime ure feeling sucky do sth to it
it helps lol.. one of the best therapy ever.
no money
come to me

haaaa shall finish up fullmetal alchemist movie..
guys get it from me.. its a sequel to the 52 episodes
and i just found out. full metal doesnt refer to the automail artificial limbs tt edward has nor his brother alphonse
fullmetal in jap simply means stubborn.. yep.. bet u guys dint noe tt rites.. hurhur..

siannn

went to eat turtle soup w kakak and ex ah bang in law SQ haha..
the turtle soup damn grosss laaa. luckily they had the black chicken soup
i saw them scoop up the turtle's leg u can see the toes and the claws.. grosssssss
the skin is like damn thick and slimy too.. yucks... how can i eat myself..
they say it tastes like chicken.. den eat chicken laaaa
black chicken rocks. though right after drinking my nose bled. haha dont think they realised.
sq's car's suspension is damn hard or spoilt i duno haha.. i had the bumpiest ride ever..
and he took the catalytic converter off .. driving an air pollutant ard
he is damn envt unfriendly.. should start eating zehh
went back hall. kakak unpacked her stuff and show me her clubbing clothes when she told me tt she wont be mambo-ing w me. haha but hell she cant finish her fyp on time so cant club on wed.
fri cant club also driving lesson on sat morn.. okays take a breakie.. i will find ppl to teach me mahjong rahhhh..or rest and try to settle some sch assignments..
i dun feel like going to sch tmr/work.. aiyaaaa damn sian.. im damn lazy to move my assss.. okay bo bian if i wanna earn extra buck to upkeep my extravagant lifestyle wahaaa.. shellen is going to bkk 2nd feb.. and her nick says bangkok beckons.. #$%^&*(I*&^%$...

love.

nothing beats old time frens.
even frens u meet that u can click so well
have lotsa fun.. its ur old pals..
who will stand by u when u need them the most
heh more photos here

kakak

alot of u have been enquiring who is this malay dawn haha
and who is the very hot jap porn star.. there u go haha..
dawn roshida abdul rahim is my kakak and im her adek lol
duno if her bahasa melayu is accurate.. looks like riteeeee
alvin collin dennis and her guy fren all say look like laaaaa

dawns sends her guy fren the song dao feng snow white clip lol

dawn: eh i look like 松岛枫?

her guy fren: OH YAAAAAAAAA.. look like siahhh

dawn: harhhhh really?

her guy fren: haha yaaaaa.. no wonder when i first saw u
i thought u looked familiar

wahahahahahaahahahha

3rd friday

"goggles up" stupid drinking sesssion..

consecutive friday at phuture

eh the red shirt guy..dennis.. his poster is all over ntu.. lol looks like
the joker in batman.. damn cartoon. den.. kakak( sister in
cos shes malay ma hahaha). blue shirt guy.. dexter.. red shirt guy's
roomie. no he doesnt own a laboratory nor does he has black framed
specs. will post pictures of jeanette aw and song dao feng.. 70% and 90%
resemblance respectively.. judge for urself soon..

phuture on one friday

she realli looks like xiao S.. okay more like xiao S in the dark haha

first da in school. first night in hall 4.

haha.. first tut first lecture today.. mother farking bo liao.. the non examinable GE is damn wad i duno wad the hell hes trying to teach albeit rather humorous cos its called management by humor. anyhow left early to go back hall to nua.. dawn-chan is damn rich.. haha she bao the double room all by herself.. so i can like bunk in anytime wheee. if theres no guys ard tt is lol..
the boyfren so good.. not very tall 173.. cos shes like 170.. but also good guy ma.. good looking most importantly nice guy haa.. nowadays where to find good pple and not ugly hard la... cherish lehs.. even the ugly shits are damn farked up.. chou ren duo zhuo guai sometimes quite true..

wah liaoss.. i feeel like i dun have enuff time.. i wanna go 3days 2 nights 66 bucks genting.. one for one cruise ( pizza no one for one pls.. we just ordered pizza de france pizza for dinner.. now still left w one.. we're like 3ms apart but still conversing over msn haha.. hungry but all lazy to eat the pizza.. oh ya and the pizza boy damn rude haha made us wait one hour den still like hello DAWN im here.. come get ur pizza or sth haha.. but after tt.. e lil boy started sms-ing her.. asking hows the pizza how old is she.. haha say wad feedback my backside lor.. think wad michelle chia and pizza lover boy mehs.. this one is jeanette aw lor dun play play hahahahahaa..).. bangcock( the most long awaited one mother farking kena pushed back to may WHINES!!).. japan tokyo drift w dawn-chan haha.. skiing in aussie w ming jing.. hongkong eat buy eat buy w dawn -chan after the drift.. latin america w julin if shes going again dunno where shes going also prolly everywhere.. suuch dunno go where.. no one to go also.. haaaaaaa so many places hor.. LOCA( its spanish... this damn spastic guy taught me.. the face smacked all over ntu.. u see any spastic poster yaa tt one lor hahaha).. wah i digress until quite jia lat lol.. yaa the trips.. can only choose MAX 2 cos i own no gold mine.. say say say.. one oso nv go damn sian..
rahhh.. am i not fated to travel la..
this sat is renes bday celeb.. gonna dine at vivo havent decided yet discussing over msn now.. den going to st james.. mr. joker face also going i think haha.. i hope it'll be fun .. haa dragonfly.. phuture getting damn boring after like 4 times.. and i havent been to mos clinic blah blah blah.. and ya st james
aiyah.. its 1230 im dead beat alrdy.. but i refuse to sleep.. shall go dig in or watch dvd.. dawn-chan eating CNY sweets now.. damn wrong lehssssssss. howsssssssss. fatsssssssss... fei por... wah liaos the dvds im watching damn nice and farking funny la.. i jitao LOL on tha train and got stares from many hahahahaa... latersss haa i think im random talk cock queen

laters!

haha clarice-san is going to meet w dawn-chan laters!
where the woohoo chinese in sg meets the chioest malay in sg... sparks are going to fly man
hahahahaha.. really chioest i tell u.. u find one malay who looks like jeanette aw( my fav in media corp) cannot find lor.. but dawn roshida-chan is hahaha... i havent seen her for a yr or so i think..
though shes also in ntu.. she just told me tt she pops sleeping pills hahaha how scary.. can i just stick to alcohol to get high.. i just did her a damnbig favour by going down to hougang mall to get her samsung ultra edition 8.4 z370. got a good price( i hope) from the ah beng haha.. i bought like 3 phones this month and sold away 2.. currently i think samsung and SE have the nicer phones. nokia sucks.. this damn not user frenly alrdy.. but if u use SE u prolly have to stick to it cos it messes up ur phone book. tts wad happened to me la.. but its really good to use.. pls dun despise my toy phone.. going to use my mums phone tonight though.. haaa cos its slim enuff to slide into my jeans. oh and dawn-chan got tt 8.4 phone for tt reason too..
oh ya besides jeanette aw she really loooks like this apparently( to guys like ALVIN-KUN only i think) very popular jap porn star called song dao feng ( i dunno her jap name) REALLY look like.. eh i nv download porn la. if tts what ure thinking right now.. haha cos i was talking to alvin den he told me dawn-chan looks like the porn star.. so he sent me thru skype at 108kb/s haha.. its a one hour porno.. called snow white. interested parties can ask me for it.. lol complexion is like damn good.. damn skinny.. and big boobs!.. but i feel damn disgusted cos the guys are mother farking ugly.. and aiyah its damn grosss. a bit (ive seen worse) traumatise.
okays laters..

the new hair

haaaa.. ppl ard me would probably have heard me niam a million times how much i wanted to perm my hair.. i was looking at the jeanette aw's hair in the dancing show.. u noe the afro yahooooo hair but tied up kind..i realise tts simply out of the question cos i have to go to work clad in executive suits.. but i was really dreading my boring str8 hair despite putting in effort trying to spike and do the J-rock look which garnered massive disapprovals wahaha... c'mon la... its always good to change what. i was like loitering infront of the salon tt very day and decided to go in to take a look .. the recep asked me what i wanted and i dint noe what to say.. my hairstylist saw me and she came to my rescue haa. den i told her i duno what i wanna do hur.. so i sat down and said i wanted a change.. the first thing tt she suggested was perm!.. i was like wahh lol spot on.. i was damn afraid tt i'll look motherly lol.. its always good to have a hair cut/ dye/ perm just a change when ure feeeling damn sian.. haha its like the most effective therapy for me
i've been feeling damn depressed for the past few days.. ppl ard me are getting more and more depressed too making things worse when im alrdy trying so hard to be happy.. anyways i felt really weird after the perm hahah.. slowly getting accustomed to my new look haha.. i look damn guniang gosh.. now im trying to give it a more jap and funky look instead.. guniang just doesnt work hahaha.. soemtimes i will feeel like captain jack sparrow too haha.. cool rites.. hurhur..... IM NOT AUNTY LOR

gahhhh

hahaha..chao ah lian.. give me some food.. choo's ronald madonalds mouth.. wheeeee
met the babes for dinner at coffee club.. decided tt their desserts are not nice..
so we crossed the road for nydc's mudpies
choo: wah next time gst 7% we cannot hop here and there lor..
st, mj, naima, rene : -___________-
st: i tot ure a finance student? wassup...

before i met the babes.. i was at the atm machine outside tangs at the underpass
dunno for wad reason someone got my attention from the corner of my eye hahaha so i turned and i saw Yos PANG SAI!.. we sort of like turned and saw each other at the same time haha! i was damn excited to see her.. she said she doesnt club anymore.. playing poker now..yawns... play mahjong la..
im going to meet malay dawn on friday!!!!!!!!!!!! yayeeeeeeeee.. hurhur.. laters!

bless me

hurhur.. im meeting my long lost cedar fren ms杨丽颖 haha
to CLUB
we used to be in the same clique
until she got too busy.
too tied up. too i duno what w dunno what
met her a few days ago
we were both watching confession of pain
haa shes a really weird person
i suspect that she used to be a hyper active kid.
always trying to tell jokes that are not funny
and she will always begin with
wo yao gen ni jiang yi ge xiao hua
meeting her shortens the list of ppl whom ive not met up for a long time
though we dun really talk to each other
but anyhows we have known each other since 15
so theres bound to be this sense of familiarity rites?
and we used to be close frens in sec3and4/p haha
we are in the same course
but of course shes doing much better than me
with one minor one major on top of Bacc in her bag
2 exchange programs. this and that.. wah rao
she should be finishing her dinner soon
interning at hsbc duno do wad also
everyday until san geng ban ye
relax lehs dun so piah.. okays gonna relax latersss
eeeeeehaaaaaa eeeebaaaaaaa
i decided not to be whiny tonight
cos i think she wouldnt noe how to react haa
duno if there'll be alot of catching up to do
i will be staying over her place
so that i'll be sober when i get home the next morning
lao niang is damn worried for me.
and she will chao niam me until my ears rot and grow maggots
if shes sees me drunk again

er the pple im suppose to meet tonight for mj and booze potluck
pls dun be angry. we do it tmr okays?
she took quite sometime to reply so i thot it was cancelled
i sombah i dint mean to pang seh.. i arranged w her first.
SORRY!

p/s: i should be at khao san or some night market or bed supper club or route 66 tonight
ARGHS... *pulls hair.. im still feeling damn bitter to date. WHINESSSSSSSSS day 4

two double o seven

third day of whining 3 more to go
what a way of welcoming the new yr
had dinner at crystal jade yesterday
while i was walking towards crystal jade
i saw a group of guys
from far this particular guy caught my eyes
i was like hmm not bad
looks a bit like isaac
lol. when i got closer.
wah liao ehs
its tt numskull nor
hahaha.. i no longer felt kan chiong
last time i will feel damn kan chiong
den i wont dare to look at him
but now he jitao stare at the floor machiam got gold to pick
dun dare to look at me siah
sibeh LOSER hor
my cheeeky mode was on again during dinner
len dared me to go over put my arms ard him and sit on his lap
den my bowl of shrimp wanton noodles would be on her
hahahaha. if he wasnt w a big grp i would have la
lol.. but so many ppl later they think im ccrazy or wad
i walked past and he dint dare look at me again
lol but i could tell tt his face changed
it turned green
numskull. i regret not shouting his name lol
i will do tt next time okays.. i promise
retail therapy at zara.
nua-ed at starbucks until 11 for kbox.
wah seh.. got suuch and zongxuan to join us
haha i hope he improves lehs
so that i dun flip when we sing wu ding wahaha
hes mother farking funny lol
shellen would have to agree
simi dua bui liulian
*** **** eh gong wei *** **** eh kah dian wei
sorry insider joke
im so upset that i dun think i can sleep for more than 3 consecutive hours
im getting ppl to drink tonight
reallie is jie jiu xiao chou. chou gen chou hahaha
i think i look like L now.
cos im hunch back and my eyes are damn dark
okays dunno if u realised.
ive decided to replace. narhbeh w numskull lol
so this is the last NARHBEH u will get from me in 2007
i promise i will stop the whining shit after sunday
but i cant be sure tt i will not be hunched back
think i will only be in sch once a week. max.

now only
len
zong xuan
suuch
choo
mingjing
cares for me
the rest all dunnoo die where..
rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WHINES

still upset

whined the whole of today again
when ure 颓废 you become 驼背 too
haiii.. craving for alcohol
coffee club only has beer and wine
it was pouring damn heavily had to use the brolly
bahh. decided to cab home.
i cab for nth when im upset
but it doesnt seem to work this time
emotional....

confession of pain.. damn pain

watched confession of pain yesterday.

my body clock is screwed

here i am awake at 8 am

im suppose to be at the airport

im suppose to be going to bangcock

the long awaited trip was cancelled

i am damn dejected!

i whined the whole day

while i was at carnivore

while i was playing mahjong

while i was drinking strawberry garden

while i was watching confession of pain

and i felt a lot more pain

im damn depressed

i duno wad to do.

i wanna club i wanna sing i wanna shop

where are the people

where where where

sighsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

they say i look more forlorn than when im out of love

i almost cried while playing mj

cos i kept whining and harping on it

terribly upset..

*BADMOOD*

oh forgot about the movie review

tony leung's acting is damn superb totally on a diff lvl

kaneshiro is damn charming

shu qi one of my fav. damn cute

her role with kaneshiro adds humor

and lightens up the show

4 out of 5 yogi bears

what a bad start

STEAMBOAT AT YOURS TRULY'S RESIDENCE

WE DECIDED NOT TO GO BANGCOCK

RESCHEDULING IT TO MAY.. ARGHS

IM DAMN PISSED OFF.

WHAT A BAD TRANSITION TO NEW YEAR.

MY PLANS ARE ALL SCREWED

AND I HAVE NO PLANS FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS

I CANT BUY MY MASK AND UNDIES

NO UNDIES FOR THE NEW YEAR = NO MOOD!

IM SORRY I HAVE TO CHAO NIAM LIKEDAT

WHEN THE PHOTO IS LIKE HOW NICE.

I STILL LOVE U PEEPS!

steamboat on 2007 new year's day

jolly shandy and almond jelly..

thumbs up.. damn full!!!

im domesticated..

everything prepared by urs truly

yummy yum yum

videos!

wah liaos eh.. the new blogger that merged w google sucks la.. cannot link videos from youtube rahhh...
but no worries.. just a click away
get high! --- ktv cant get more high with them
song of the month---haha my fav!

black pepper pasta recipe

ingredients

1) chopped garlics.. ( alot alot)
2) bertolli's light olive oil
3) black pepper sauce ( the woh hup bottled kind)
4) vegetarian oyster sauce
5) tapioca flour
okays the above is for the sauce

6) crab meat
7) shitake mushrooms
8) u can throw wadever tt u like inside hahha..
goes well w seafood.. fried fish

instructions..
1) preheat the wok
2) add olive oil and heat
3) throw in the garlics. den bao xiang haha
4) next up is the crab meat shitake and misc
5) stir fry
6) add black pepper sauce.. water and oyster sauce..
7) add cold water to the a lil tapioca flour.. den stir. den throw it in.. haha
8) can add salt to taste

okays this is for mj.. haha u can cook one rites.. how much to put wad u ask me i also cant tell u.. all agaration.. later im going out to eat black pepper pasta too haha.. will work towards tt.. mine can still be improved.. wheeeeeee..

eeeeeeeehaaaaaaaa

wheeeeeeeeeee...last day of workkkkkk

steam boat specially prepared by me with love on new yr's day..
its to celebrate my speedy recovery and of course the new yr ahead!
i invited suuch and zx(dun shy lehs)..
choo and big sister and len.. hurhur
accountants we're gonna start work soon.earn big bucks!!!
lawyer.. study hard! (haha next time A+ den yi ren yi ge
cannot smlj also yi ren yi ge farks hahaha)
dajiejie..double promotion and pay rise every yr!
my love.. work hard next sem!! get honours!

STEAM BOAT LIST!
1) soupbase..will get my mum to ao tang ahah..
can add tomyum also..
2) mushrooms.. button..shitake.. and the jin zhen gu
3) fishballs.. and misc yong tau foo items
4) vegs..broccoli..baicai..caixin
5) pork slices? chicken pieces?
6) prawns. fish slices
7) i hope i can open the can of abalone
sitting in the ktichen cupboard haha
8) tang hoon? or u guys want rice.
8 items.. huat ah for the yr!


you guys can contribute some beer or jolly shandy
haha goes well w steamboat
maybe jolly shandy la..
my mum is quite paranoid now
and can bring fruits like..
watermelon. papaya(aids digestion)
or mini tomatoes haha my fav!

xmas photos laterss..will post it on peachbitchy..
OH OH.. my black pepper pasta is damn popular la
jitaoo all zhan bu jue kou! hahaha. yayeeee

havent been meeting a lot of ppl cos of work
1) Cheeko family probably in jan

2) dint get to meet the odacians due to the drug allergy i
hope they organise sth real soon


oh ya anyonoe wants to donate mahjong table to me?
haha. den can play at my place hurhur..

3) Met the babes a couple of times. tues carnivore lunch w
lao gong and his two other wifeys

4) shellen.. im always meeting her haha

5) zong xuan a couple of times i think

6) movie w alvin on xmas day

7) collin MIA-ed(i dint inform him about my drug allergy..
and apparently he nv read my blog also)

8) youming for mahjong and ktv yesterday..
thanks ah die1die1.. he jitao nv sing lor.haha he thot i
da bao when i called him i almost da bao-ed laa
i deserve it anyway. u see wad i do during exams.
but he was realli nice to provide transport
after his brewerks meal and booze..
jitao care about me hahahaha

9) Will nv ever meet or talk to jingsi.. she decided to
forget a whole lot about me.. oh well.. byes.

10)YOs sucks.. duno where she go.. whole day talking rot

11)mingpeis working too.. think we'll nv ever go out la haha

12)Suuchs.. can join me len and choo for kbox next time
our sheryl fren has gone to canada fo exchange..
Suuchs like the nicest person ever la..
pure innocent kind gentle angelic..
and a lil motherly.. muuuahhhhh

13)gf was at kbox too.. in fact she was the one
who tempted me to start jioing ppl for kbox haha
who goes to kbox singing less than 10 mandarin songs
who sings spice girls..
i wanna i wanna i really really wanna zig ga zig haaaaa
boringgg..i should like copy my music collection for her
oh ya.. when are u available?? haha go out go out!
actualli i think im left with tues only..until sch starts
meet me on tuess k! haha..
met her to club twice.. mahjong twice only i think
wah so lil ahhh.. so make sure ure free ahhhh
oh if my carnivore lunch is cancelled
afternoon should be fine
if not den late afternoon or evening k haha
oh YA... NEXT SEM ROCKS!! haha i hope we get the GEs!
we cleared all modules!!! yayeee.. phew.. close shave lor
and we're going to bangcock during mid term.. haha
whole yr round all bkk.. ey trng also bkk hurhur
5 more days to my bkk trip yayeeeeeeeee

peeps dun anyhow sms me unless u guys kena severe drug allergy or anything along tt line hahaha

SEEYA GUYS ALLLL.. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
HAVE A GREAT YR AHEAD!!!!!!

*loved x3

choo and mj (+isaac.. i have to use brackets cos he dint want to visit me..
" die die also must visit her is it" rahhhh)..
choo bought me porridge from compass pt!
she said she was going to cook me porridge haha pathetic..
okays laa maybe im asking for too much..
and she also bought me the watermelon that mj was suppose to buy me..
haha thanks AH CHOO u rock the house.
im grounded for the weekend..
i just had a good talk w shellen over msn..
was so glad to see her online ..
i hope i dint make her fall off her chair at the internet cafe..
haa managed to get e webcam working
and she could tell tt my face was swollen..
unlike choo who kept commenting on my pimple..mole scars and freckles..
simi sai lor.. and i realised tt when i was dischared at 130pm
shellen was still at home!!
her flight was at 430
both mj and shellen were wondering why
sT is yogi bear was not on msn!!!!
oh and one more thing. when my eyes started tearing..
i realised tt the clover key chain fell off my bunch of keys..
the metal piece attached to it broke.

maybe its time for me to take a good break
and do some reflections..
my mum was damn worried and upset
when i couldnt open my eyes she asked me
'can u promise me not to club drink play mj till late night ever again?'
i was lost for words. i dint want to make any empty promises
so i just kept quiet..
when i was at the clinic i vaguely remembered someone saying
i club den i played mahjong and i drink alot
but she told me tt she nv said those things to the doc?
if she did not den who did?
was i even dreaming? i cant even see the faces of all those who attended to me
maybe cept for the paramedic... haha just jk..

*loved x2

duno if its obvious..the swelling had subsided quite a bit
she bought me curry puff from amk
kiwis.. hersheys marshmallow chocs..
and four leaves bread.. wrote me a get-well-soon card
i was almost touched to tears when i opened the door
haha for a moment i thot she was my mum lol..
muacks!!!! loves u to the bits!!!!!!!!!! *chuuuuuu

*Loved

they came to visit me!!! just left only!!!
what a pleasant surprise..
爱屋及乌 nor eeeeeeehaaaaaaa

argh

rah if u guys think its really funny.
kept laughing at me lor
nv even sympathize
sucks..
alvin sucks
爹爹 sucks
marcus sucks
bengkiong sucks
isaac sucks
chye kiat sucks
i will add on if anymore ppl laughs at me
farks

severe drug allergy

took a tablet of cotrimoxazole (antibiotics)
and 2 tablets of Anrex ( panadol containing some other drug) at 7am
was on my way to work alrdy.
the effect was quite immediate
my eyes kept tearing. nose got blocked
and fluid kept discharging from my nose.
i sense that sth was amiss
(suuch mentioned tt her fren kena-ed b4
and her eyes were swollen and fluid kept flowing out from her eyes)
so i quickly got my dad to send me back home.
by now my eyes cant even open
my mum had to go on leave to take care of me.
den rashes started surfacing and soon it cover my whole body
before i noe it i was itching all over.
i thot i was going to die (pple die from drug allergy)
i thot the rashes were red (ugly!)
but according to my mum its just lil lumps all over
even my ass was full of it (farking itchy)
when we reached the clinic.
i was immediately sent to a room where they put me on a wheelchair
first time in my life i sat on a wheel chair
they then pushed me upstairs to the doctor
took my bloood pressure and put me on drip(2nd time in my life)
and gave me a oxygen mask
(first time also)
and gave me a jab on my left arm
the drip needle was farking long
(i only realised it when it was removed this afternoon)
and apparently i bled quite a bit
they were cleaning my arm after the needle was inserted
by now my whole face was swollen
i asked the doctor if it was very serious
she was like yes. its SEVERE drug allergy
(wad a good timing for a big xmas gift)
we're going to send u to the hospital
i kepting dozing off
but they kept waking me up asking me how i felt
and also to take my BP
den the ambulance came
(first time again)
the paramedic was quite cute
(haha but i jitaolook like a pig.. monstrous)
had another jab on my right arm
when i reached CGH
the block nose and rashes had subsided
i had to stay for observation
by noon my eyes could open up
and i told the doc tt i wanna be discharged
i was feeling a lot better by then but still damn weak
i went to the toilet and saw myself in the mirror
WTFS????? reallie monstrous looking
my mum was like just now it was alot worse
*faints*

no1tok2me: how are u feeling
st: terribly upset
no1tok2me: no as in physically
st: ugly.

got home called mj and msged gf
den comatose all the way until 7pm
siansssss. im feeling damn lousy now
everyone is out having fun
suuch is out. zong xuan is out. mj is out.choo is out
爹爹nv pick up my call
shellen is probably on her way to hk
when i was discharged
(and she asked me not to msg her cos its like 60cents =( )
im stuck at home
alvin being the only one online talking to me
but hes taking damn mother farking long to reply
all activities have to be cancelled
was going to meet mj this evening =(
no more odac bbq..
i hope i can make it for xmas days pot luck
(lets hope tt there wont be any swelling by then argh!)
im damn damn damn upset
i feeel so lousy.. lonely.... ugly
life sucks.. but cannot anyhow take drugs

bye sheryl!

‘Fark’ has lost its intensity

JS- my supervisor

Yogi bear and JS walking along the aisle to the procurement department..

JS: so.. which course is ur boyfriend in?

Yogi: er.. since when I said I have a bf?

JS: ya la asking whether u have a bf or not..
( farking hell wtfFFFF???smlj???????)

Yogi: er.. no?

JS: so.. going to find one??

Yogi: no y must find one? wait for ppl to look for me lah..

JS: wahahahahaha..
(smacking yogi damn hard at the shoulder)

Yogi: OUCH!

JS: oh pain ah
(caresses yogi’s shoulder)
Yogi shudders. ( -__-||||…. Jitao got crow fly pass)

Shes kan bo liao.. kan er.. kan irritating.. and its kan painful.. as shes kan strong cos shes kan fat.. FARKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs.. knnccb wah nin narh beh…

wheeeeeeeeee

Im feeling damn groggy now.. slept 2 hours.
puke twice at the club and once at the road shoulder..
im such a clean freak
I dun go ard dirtying ppl’s car haha...
mama chao niam until I wanna go crazy..
oh ya i met melissa pang!
my lower sec best partner haha.
shes like one of the few who notices my moles
wheeee. hugssssss
yawns. gonna sing kbox later at suntec.
should be home by 12 plus.
gonna make tang yuan for winter solstice.
I refuse to eat the ones w fillings
so I have to SOH myself.. yawns..
dunno if I will fall asleep..
jitao damn lazy.. but I really like it plain.
damn ma fan.. I took a cab to work.
and bathed at the office toilet.
yes theres shower haha recent discovery..
cos theres like a treadmill at the recreation centre.
im gonna crash at the osim chair later during lunch.. really really cant wait for work to end..
if this carries on haha
think my life jitao will shorten by a lot.
and my supervisor is damn weird.
she showed me her daughters photo
den i was like oh nv see before.
but her fren looks like prc haha..
den she exclaimed hehehe wah y u so bad..
hahaha. den u lehs u look like Hawaiian ahs.. hehehahah.. wtf???? smlj?? she gives me the jitters la farks.
alrights laters…

holiday mode on

haa just watched it w a semi lonely person

lonely and lonelier.. sighs.

but anyways. the show was really great!

cameron diaz was stunningly gorgeous

jude law was amazingly cute!!!!!

some lines were miraculously hilarious

haha only u noe wad i mean

wad a coincidence lol

2 girls exchange houses for 2 weeks

met two amazing guys

jude law gets paired up w cameron diaz

haa damn nice damn nice!!!!!!!

jack black is fat so is kate winslet

therefore i dun really give shit about their part

okays gonna crash alrdy! not enuff sleep.

go catch the show w ur loved ones!!!!

welcome back.

welcome home my best friend

facial scrub together haha

my no.8 made her reminisce her no.7

out of bed.. squeezing moo moo

stayed over at mj's place on sat

checked out flights to perth in june

hope everything works out fine

had geylang dim sum for supper

together with big mj who looks 65% like mj

watched huo yuan jia til 3am

haa they both watched it alrdy.

played mahjong at 12 noon

looking forward to more stay overs..

Thanks!

Im blogging direct from my phone. Was going to sleep alr. Thanks for your burn aid. Haha thats for fresh burns lehz. I think i would need scar remover more. But thanks anyway. And e four leaf clover key chain Haha see! Im using it alr. Got so lucky not will forever win Mj? Haha we'll see k if not i'll take it off. Just kidding. Hur. Thank you very much!

skiving

im waiting for mj to send us the pics we took using her new n73
before I can blog about what happened over the weekends haha..
I have some activities lined up for the weeek.
watching movie tmr..
maybe mambo on wed?
ktv on thurs w shellen and sheryl
(choo pls learn to take the initiative lol)
before they leave for hk and new york respectively..
shellen is going to spend her xmas in hk rahh.. i want pressie!!!!
nth on fri yet. sentosa w the babes on sat morning..
odac bbq/gift exchange (wah liao i hate to buy presents.) in the evening.
nth on xmas eve// rahh choo sucks im feeling damn bitter raO.
(this post seems to be directed and choo)
potluck w the babes again on xmas day.
haa decided to do away w the gift exchange this year.
each of us is going to contribute sth.
honestly i only have faith in mj's culinary skills lol.
and probably my own haha.
gf is sick.
fever. sorethroat. cough and lao sia.
haha in chronological order.they come as a package.
just as she was flaunting how seldom she falls sick.
forever in the pink of health. haha. meek little lamb.
havent seen her for about 2 weeks or so I think.
maybe this wed at zouk?
haa lets meet up for dinner movie shopping or anything
before my bkk trip k haha.
oh ya. dun make me eat whatever tt ure going to bake
if its gonna result in fever sorethroat cough and laosai
i will take damn long to recover.
haha but if its edible i would be more than willing to ya? haha

im damn unproductive at work. jitao procrastinating haha..
skiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
tis' the season to be jolly fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra

the ROCK?

haha was suppose to meet shellen after work at six plus
she was held up at work. hence i had to walk ard on my own
den i met dajiejie.. wad a coincidence. she was going to meet choo
for service. haha new creation at the ROCK. duno if im suaku
but i didnt know it was held there haha. i it dint occur to me tt the ROCK
was actually a big auditorium hurhur. when she saw me she was like
haha y are u pai huai-ing between #02-03 and #02-04
i wasnt lor. i was like walking ard la as i wait
anyways thanks shellen for being late and the swiss culture dinner
hehe. its okays right. ure earning like 100 bucks a day rahhh
went coffee club for earl grey and strawberry garden..
haa wanted to wait there for 爹爹since its like 24hrs.
too bads 爹爹 cant get car early and hes simply too nua sais

work sucks and i dun think i can finish
and i dun wanna complete it either..lazy. my supervisor is damn wad la.
rahh. we had fire drill today. she asked me. oh have u had any fire drills before?
i was like.. er ya. primary school lo. den she asked about my family
y my sister so young? wtf how i noe sia. as if i have a say
wad is my mum working as? accountant is it tts y im also going to become one
i jitao tuu her.. wah u diao cha hu kou ahs. yawns.
asked me if i wanna become CFO next time.. i was like er.. probably
den she chao niam me say y i evrything also maybe. probably. oh really
i jitao give her attitude but i think she HEARTS me sia
gross lol. den she commented tt i dun look like an accountant.
wah liao eh jitao insinuating tt i look like chao ah lian rights.
farks. lor. i was like. accountant must look boring meh.
hahahaa. yawns.. attitude damn bad.. but i fark care la. sians
after the drill. 2 younger looking girls gestured to me asking me to go lunch
finally i have ppl to talk to and lunch w yayeee. hurhur.
okays tired alr. shall start the new drama tmr!.. nights everyone hahaha

 

farked up!

wah liao eh knn farked up laaaaaa..
early in the morning I almost got knocked down by a bike kena honked by the bus..
arghh there was traffic light at the filter lane yawnsss
I jitao tot zebra crossing happily wanna cross.
the bike just sped past rite in front of me la.
sianss wad a bad start. im going to go work every morning w/o u fetching me.
ure damn farked up anything that ure not happy of just come str8 to me
dun go chao niam mummy den she chao niam me.. narh beh farked up..
i feel damn under paid laa.. im like doing internal auditor job..
i dun even noe wad this company does/sell simi sai lor..
9/h. 2 bucks goes to the agent..jiah sai alr..
arghh... the instructions are not clear
and dun ask me why i nv clarify i dun even noe what to as..
internal auditing would be the last job on my list for now..
kan du lan la.. tell me data entry jitao bluff me lor..
ask me do this kind of thing how much u pay me siah.
jitao throw me in the deep sea to die.
im going to be so so so hated by everyone for making their life miserable..
and im definitely going to feel 10 times worseeeee..
farked up.. PUI
okays take a deep breath enufff rantingss
shall remain calm for the rest of the day..
later im going to meet shellen. eat dinner then accompany her to dye hair.
farking emo nowadays..
arghhhh feels like the retail therapy yesterday had gone to waste..
and im damn bad tempered now.
FARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

retail therapy

hur.. went mango sale.. got a top and a jacket.. the prices werent really slashed like how it used to be.. but still better than nth.. bought a bag from adidas. all totalling to 200+ hurhur..
i had my eyes set on the bag when i saw it last week at pac plaza..
hehe.. den zong xuan said just go ahead and get it.. haha..
i was like okays!.. can i have a new piece plss..
den i called sister agony..
and told her i just spent 200 over bucks hurhur
i was feeling quite sucky.. expensive treatment.
but at least its like pretty much tangible haha
i hope i wont have to put books like phb sst scotts rs tan and lee in tt bag..
nammo amitabha
ive been feeling damn uneasy these days.
i even resort to offering josssticks to my guan yin niang niang to calm my nerves
200+ plus the 600 bucks tt im going to bring to bkk tt'll be my pay for the month hur hur
okays.. all shopping shall stop until bangcock heh.. i hope i can get my year's supply there w 600 bucks.. hurhur..
after shopping.. we went coffee bean to talk cock for like 2- 3 hours..
jitao talk damn alot of cock..
prolly havent had a good talk w him for a really long period of time
he was on time today prolly like just a few mins later than me..
commendable siaaaaaa.. ru zi ke jiao ye~~~ hahahaa
gooooood job~
wah liaos im cant believe im doing audit job lor..
farks la.. jitao boring and aimless lor..
sucks i hate internal control la..
its damn messsy
i would rather do speedy data entry keep keying in stuff rather than searching high and low then vouch.. arghhhh.. cant wait for this to end..
2 more weeksss.. ka kin ka kin
oh ya another person commented on my hair again..
wah liaos short hair really nicer mehs
okays la maybe i will stop the j-rock look hahha
shuu nu nicer hur. heh
rahh the burn on my leg got bubbles siaa kao.. i had to ask him to bring nail clippers to burst them haha. oh ya and my face.. i think its getting better.. wheeee.. jitao geh zhua
rights.. i shall finish up my hk drama tmr can start new one..

infectious emotional trauma

just hung up the phone . it was a long 2 hours talk
i can totally feel wad u're going thru right now
and my heart aches for u
i felt like crying but decided tt it was dumb
theres not even pictures or screen shots.
just u narrating.
so i decided to just feel sad
ure suppose to stop me from emo-ing
which works always
this time it made me feel lousier
but perhaps better.
cos im not in such a predicament
(im sure i'll drown in tears every night)
but its really exciting/ interesting /woohoo
hah how ironic
im really a confused individual
even if the whole world
mother father
brother sister
uncle aunties
cousins and frens
are against it..
u have my support.. really
okays maybe not so serious la lol
in relationships theres no right or wrongs
its a matter of existence..
if ur feelings no longer exists.
u shouldnt be tied down by responsibilities
dun give me shit like
tt person needs me.. she cant live w/o me
no person breathes for the sake of another
ure not like married or wad
so whats the responsibility?
repercussions like
ppl bitching behind ur back
disapproving looks from frens..
all these would be a breeze
as long as the person is with you.
and im sure there would be ppl who are as
understanding as me..
u just have to know that
no matter what ure nv alone!
this treacherous one month sure is going to crawl
emptiness will set in..
but bear with it ya?
i promised to fill some empty spaces
anyways im really glad tt uve gotten over sth
that has bugged u for MOTHER FRIGGIN long
yayeeeeee

DUN CRY!

Ah LIAN scar

Ugly! I hope it goes away Argh!

DOWN ON MY LUCK

damn bored at work.. eat lunch alone..

talk less than 10 words a day.. roarrr..

no eye candy.. uncles and aunties..

no motivation to go work..

my supervisor (internal auditor) told me tt

im from the same sec sch jc and uni as her daughter

2 yrs younger charlene cedar band. who arh?

jitao stalk me lor.told me she saw my pic in the magazine..

simi magazine its year book la.

bo liaos.. apparently she noes who i am

must be choos sheryls or shellens jnr

oh ya i just removed 2 moles.

i duno if its going to affect my life

my fortune and my what nots

everyone asked.. u got mole mehs??

have la so many.. maybe cos i have perfect eyesight

no more prospective.. damn sian.

dun talk to me anymore la!messed up shit

and my gf is going to bkk with someone else

winner.. happily go ard jioing other ppl to go

kept asking her to join me

simply refuses to. until the ticket price doubled

roarrrrr.. farking siansssssssssssssssss

arghh... i have a damn big patch burnt at my calves.

burnt myself when i got on the bike.

dunno wad the fark i was thinking.

ya its tt bike shown above.

tt was taken sometime back.

i wouldnt have had the mood to pose

after the burnt.. sians... my leg!!!!!!!

wah liaos eh.. knnccccccb

and lose money somemore.

think i cannot gamble la..

10 du 9 lose

FARKS!!!

金盆洗手ALR!!

unhappy

unlucky

unpretty

unwanted